This is a copy of the fax I sent earlier to Sir Nigel Sheinwald, British Ambassador to the US. Please consider joining a movement to buy a real token of our appreciation for the British people…….

Dear Sir Sheinwald,

The people of the United States believe in the strength and importance of our relationship with our British friends. I abhor the treatment Prime Minister Brown was given during his recent visit. I hope the British people realize a president who lacks class is not representative of our society in general. Please accept my apology for this barbaric behavior. I have established a grassroots movement to try to procure and deliver to the people of the UK an appropriate token of our deep appreciation. I hope I gain traction with this movement.

Sincerely,

a concerned citizen and eternal supporter of our friends in the United Kingdom